Here’s one,that was asked by a girl in my English class last year; "You shave your legs? But you’re a lesbian…"
I mean,really, what the heck?
So what stupid,ignorant,sterotypical questions have people asked you?
Their Questions:
1) Are you the man, or the woman?
2) Are you sure?
3) Do you want to be a girl?
4) Do you like to dress up like a girl?
5) If I were to slap you, would you screech?
There are WAY more, I just can’t think of any.
My answers, in order:
1) It depends on who’s bigger. HAH
2) No, I’m not sure. I just like telling people that because I like them to try to make me feel bad about myself.
3) Uh. No. I am a man. I like other men. That’s it. No girls. EVER.
4) See above.
5) Hell no! I’d beat your ass!
February 22nd, 2010 at 2:08 pm
so you get turned on by both pussys and cocks?
well yeah that what bisexuality is
or "why don’t you just choose already?"
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February 22nd, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Why do men think that because you are gay that you can’t be into sports except for the men, I love women’s basketball but I love men better, so go figure.
I hate the question, which one cooks.
Which one cooks, like because I am the bottom I am a chief?
You would starve on my meals.
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February 22nd, 2010 at 3:21 pm
"When did you decide to become gay?" and "Why did you decide to become gay?"
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February 22nd, 2010 at 3:43 pm
"So you like threesomes."
It was SUPPOSED to be a question but it sounded so much more like a statement xD
I’m bisexual and no, I like twosomes.
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February 22nd, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Their Questions:
1) Are you the man, or the woman?
2) Are you sure?
3) Do you want to be a girl?
4) Do you like to dress up like a girl?
5) If I were to slap you, would you screech?
There are WAY more, I just can’t think of any.
My answers, in order:
1) It depends on who’s bigger. HAH
2) No, I’m not sure. I just like telling people that because I like them to try to make me feel bad about myself.
3) Uh. No. I am a man. I like other men. That’s it. No girls. EVER.
4) See above.
5) Hell no! I’d beat your ass!
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February 22nd, 2010 at 4:48 pm
i’ve actually gotten, "do you get turned on by your own boobs?"
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February 22nd, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Im a guy and this other guy ask me if I was gay and I said yes then he is like so you like dick and my teacher over heard the conversation and she is like alex what did he say to you I was like what do I say so Im like he did not say any thing to me I just hate that when that happens
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February 22nd, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Friend: Sooo Do you like that guy over there, how about that one, or that one?! (he said this while pointing)
Me : Uh no, I don’t like all the guys I see.
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Friend: Soo I don’t understand, if you are gay you COULD be with a girl. Guys have an ASS, so do girls.
Me: -Z snapped- It was nice knowing you…. not. ._________.
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February 22nd, 2010 at 6:19 pm
My partner and I went out (it was actually one of our first dates) and a guy came up to us and said "Which one of you is the guy?"
I couldn’t take it, I walked away from the table. I went straight to the bathroom and texted her "I am SOOO the guy!"
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February 22nd, 2010 at 6:47 pm
"Is this like smoking where I can just buy you a patch to quit?"
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February 22nd, 2010 at 7:00 pm
I’ve actually been asked if lesbians get a monthly cycle LOL
answer: of course we don’t!
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February 22nd, 2010 at 7:27 pm
A girl in my history class asked me "So if you’re bi do you get turned on by like everything?"
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February 22nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm
I’m a lesbian, I’ve gotten some pretty funny ones.
From my mom: "Well, I just have this gut feeling that you’ll end up with a very feminine man."
From one of my friends in high school: "But, it doesn’t work with two girls."
From another friend in high school: "Are you going to wear a tux to prom?"
From people at my college, after finding out I’m gay:
"But you don’t look like a lesbian."
People…are so clueless. Seriously. I just always feel the need to inform people like this.
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February 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 pm
I think it is funny that when I came out to my friend she sort of stepped away and asked "SO YOU LIKE ME???"
It is hilarious that young girls have his misconception that if you are bi or lesbian you like every girl and want to have sex with all of them. So stupid.
Also, how do expect to get married if youre gay?
How do you expect to have kids?
Are you the girl or the guy?
My personal favorites, however, are-
Are you sure youre not just confused?
OMG just because Im 14 I’m not retarded. Ive been in love with girls and guys. SO GET OVER IT haha
So are you Bi because you want to be with a guy and a girl at the same time/ whats the point of being bi if you arent with both/ so is this a way for you to have threesomes?
I think that is the most pahtetic display of ignorance. There is no "point" to me being bisexual, it is just the way I was born. And I don’t cheat so I only have one partner.
But straight people dont get that lol
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Awesome question.
February 22nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm
do you like, eat pussy or something?
how do two girls do it?
have you ever used a strap on?
i heard all lesbians fist…. how far can your arm fit???
the list goes onnnnn and oooooooon
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February 22nd, 2010 at 9:21 pm
i dont look like a lesbian
2 girls cant do it
man asked for 3 some.
whos the man.
the statement that really winds me up-homophobic pple sayin if every1 was gay it wud ed population. i mean WTF.. its kind of true but wud never happen
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